ianmcdonald ([info]ianmcdonald) wrote,
@ 2008-02-08 16:21:00
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The Shoeshine of Istanbul, and other scams.
Got back last Monday from our weekend in Istanbul, which in early Februry is beautiful, empty, filled with light but fully functional. All the tourist stuff of course, as [info]slimmeroftheyea's Mum was with us. No queues for anything. The main visitors to the Topkapi Palace on a Friday afternoon were Istanbulites taking a stroll around the grounds. As a consequence, you could go everywhere and anywhere, and the light coming up the Golden Horn was glorious. By ferry to Asia for 60p (the pound had noticeably faded against the YTL since we were there in August --that's economic boom for you.) The news was full of headscarf dread: I think they've got this one about right. There's still a ban on the full Wahabi gear, which I think is rational --Saudi's not that popular in Turkey anway. Women wear the headscarf for many other reasons than political Islam. In fact, political Islam is the least reason. Arif Shafak makes a good point that what we in the West called 'Turkey's Islamic Government' is no different from European 'Christian Democrats'. Oh, the fear that runs down our lily spines at the word 'Islamic party...'

Our attempts to get into the Blue Mosque were twice foiled by Friday prayers and the next day by a funeral: it wasn't until Saturday morning that we made it in, but it's still a radiant spiritual space.

On the arse-side of things, we did get hit with the (now) well-known Shoeshine of Istanbul Scam. Paid him fuck-off money. My shoulder still ache from the steel fingers of the tellak at the Cagaloglu Hamam, which, though 18th Century, felt spectacularly Ottoman. I tottered around in wooden hamam clogs, which felt vertiginously high over the butt-polished marble. The pictures of East 17 (circa 1995) on the slab in baseball hats giving it rapper hands were delightful.

I finally got an Istanbul football mug for mu mugs of the world collection from the Fenerbahce shop on Istiklal Cadessi. And ate pudding made from shredded chicken breast (very good it was too), and drank salep, a 'warming winter drink made from orchid roots' it sa here. Creamy and mildly vanilla-y, not at all what the description would lead you to expect.

As well as the latest Mercan Dede and updating my collection of Sezen Aksu, whom I like very much indeed, I picked up an absolute gem: Just Feel by Dolapdere Big Gang (their music but I think I've seen the video elsewhere. Their trick is Western music ,a la Turque, but it's their exellent musicianship and spooky sense of really, truly believing it that raises it above pastiche. Highlight is a rip-snorting bellydance version of Sex Bomb

Direct flight from Dublin on Turkish Airlines was good if long at 4 and a bit hours, though the food from the Dublin end was Dubliny and I rather missed the lamb and aubergine. The wine was Cappadocian, and we got Stardust on IFE. It was okay if you like that sort of thing.

So I'm falling back in love with the book again --it's slow but it definitely feels like I'm trying things I never dared before.


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[info]al_zorra
2008-02-08 06:54 pm UTC (link)
You managed all that in a single weekend?

Formidable.

Love, C.

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[info]ianmcdonald
2008-02-08 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, and a lot more, including buying a fabulous antique mosque-lantern! It's easy out of the main tourist season.

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[info]al_zorra
2008-02-08 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Your invocations of the light are palpable, if, um light can be palpable, that is.

Love, C.

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[info]jophan
2008-02-08 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Hey, Ian,

Should we try to put on a Turkish evening - meze, raki, black tea, tabla and all - at Åcon in May? Could be fun, and I've been sort of pining for Istanbul ever since I was there four years ago.

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[info]ianmcdonald
2008-02-08 08:46 pm UTC (link)
mezze is always very very welcome. Apple tea! No raki --bad things happen around raki. Looking forward very much to Acon (can't do the little accented 'o') I'll bring a music mix.

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[info]orbzine
2008-02-08 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Topkapi?
Lucky bastard!

I'd love to visit Turkey. Maybe I will, some day. I know so many people who've been there, sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who hasn't!
:)

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-12 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Well,i'm sad that they tried to trick you out of your money.There are a**-holes like that.

Come and visit any time:D

-A turk

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[info]ianmcdonald
2008-02-12 02:44 pm UTC (link)
it may seems trange, but I felt much happier that it was a scam than an individual Istanbulite taking advantage --the people had been unfailing friendly and courteous. I certainly hope to geta third trip to Turkey in before I deliver the book.

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my mother
[info]slimmeroftheyea
2008-02-13 01:02 pm UTC (link)
thought it was the most amazing place she had ever been to. She would not forgive me if I mentioned her age but she just spent the whole week wandering around with a look of astonishment and delight. By the second day she had a pain in her neck from constantly looking upwards. We also had the experience of being sold a carpet. Except we didnt buy it but it was beautiful.

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[info]princejvstin
2008-02-13 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Apropos nothing:

I successfully pimped RIVER OF GODS on this morning's Minnesota Public Radio program "Midmorning". Their topic today was "The Future of India", and I couldn't resist plugging your book.

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[info]ianmcdonald
2008-02-14 12:39 pm UTC (link)
shameless meeja pimping always welcome especially where successful, thank you!

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